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via youtube.com I'm thinking spending a large portion of your screen time with your face in someone else's butt, isn't actually the road to a star on Hollywood Bl. But, then again I can't be sure where Diablo Cody started.

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Shyly Flatter Modestly Dress Self-Conscious Giggle Nervous ChatterSigh Harrumph Sheepishly Ignore Misinterpret Acerbic Comeback With A Smile Silently Judge Guilt Passive-Aggressive Posted via email from marshmallow shooter

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via youtube.com The first rule of civics is understanding the government you're participating in. The second rule of civics is understanding the government you're participating in. Apparently, their education stopped at learning to dress themselves and finding Washington, D.C. on a map. I'm sure you'd find some similar knuckleheads at a Dem rally, but at least they'd have iPhones to look

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Posted via email from marshmallow shooter

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via 10news.com Quick thoughts: 1. These two are made for each other. "Hi, my name is Crazy." "Ha. Me, too. Crazy. My name is Crazy, too." 2. "witnesses at Merriman's home said the three-time Pro Bowl linebacker went to his bedroom with two women.".... ?? Are these witnesses the discards? Camera crew? The guys from Pink Dot delivering more Red Bull and vodka? 3. White trash is dressing

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via youtube.com Ahhhh.. the 70's were so cool. It doesn't get any cooler. People don't dress like this anymore. And I haven't been to a park or roadside attraction that looked anything like this since I was 12. Zardoz. Does anyone remember Zardoz? My Mom took me and my little brother to see it when we were still in Little League. I think it was after a Y-Indian Guides meeting. Why? I don't

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Words are like monkeys. At least they remind me of monkeys.Usually, in the way monkeys can be somewhat terrifying (especially, if you are drunk and have wandered into a thicket of bushes and tall trees where they were sleeping up until the moment you loudly cursed your ex-girlfriend while kicking what you thought was a piece of dead wood).And, also in the way that just as they seem really

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The hep cats and lotus eaters are sprawling on the furniture, littering the floor. Posing ironic on thrift store couches and velvet shag. The thick, sweet air is glittering with woman's laughter from I don't know where. I can't remember when I got here, or who exactly claims the joint.Johnny says he's leaving, but never seems to go.And Kate... Well, Kate's already gone.I make my way through a few

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Her smell so pungentBuzzing flies from the dung heapAre in silent aweMolten lava coolsYoung Earth takes a first breath andYour mother is bornBreath like rabid dogSmall animals flee in fearWhen your mother speaksA dim light flickersA single thin strand of droolShe attempts a thoughtNot so wide nor dankIs the mouth of the riverAs her bearded clamRivers run uphillTo escape her soiled pantiesOn the

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College students who used Spring Break at Mardi Gras to catch up on some readingMy life changed after clicking a 'home business' pop up adShelley Long... Acting GeniusWomen who don't feel like a "Lady" until the forth timeThom Yorke of Radiohead and Clay Aiken... never in the same place at the same time. Coincidence?People who write naturally in 'resume speak'"I don't have a profile on facebook"A

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He stares at the curling mass of red hair, barely restrained by yellow ribbon, three rows up and to the right. Lost again. She is the Goddess of Ms. Sharpel’s second grade class and queen of his daydreams. His is the love of a born loser-- like, he can sincerely dig it, Charlie Brown...Suddenly, he is yanked to attention. His name is called in the teacher’s thick Boston accent, and his heart

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Throwing pennies in foutains, writing to Santa, talking to bright stars in the twilight sky... the wish list grows longer as time out of the water passes.Here's a taste of an art/surf swirly cone.Brought to you by mates at Sea Surfboards.Check these out as well:Thomas Campbell's new film PresentArt and tees by people who like to surf.... TeeluxeWork by Andrew KidmanDesign guru David Carson who

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Loren VictoryFrom: Tim JohnsonSubject: Company PicnicTime: YesterdayDear Lord Vader,I just wanted to say, I really enjoyed the company picnic. It was a big hit.It was my first, so I don’t have much to go on in comparison, but I feel safe in saying, it couldn't have been more of a success. I’m still not clear on why you don’t have them every year. I’m sure with all the moving around and hunting

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Pouring rain shatters the tin roof a thousand times over, sending liquid shrapnel down in corrugated rivers. The bass of Daddy’s voice pulls an undertow in the room next door. Mama finished off the Cutty Sark, and there’s no money for a run.The scene takes on a more violent beat...

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Rubberband 101Bits of Elvis Costello, Frank Blank, The Ramones, The Clash and Dusty Springfield.Best after a few cups of coffee, which I find to be the strainer that leaves only the pure punk rock.

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Brian Wilson often asked to have two large cakes at the ready when recording.

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Taking a Punch/SlapAt work I see Steven at the copy machine in the middle of a large collate, double sided job.“Hey, Steven.”“Hey.”“That’s a big job.”“Sure is.”Then, I shove him against the copier.“Hey!”I hit the cancel button.“What are you doing?!”“Pussy.”“What?”I shove him again and mouth the words ‘hit me’.He just stares at my mouth curiously.I call him a loser.“You’re a dick.”This is going to

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I listened to James Balog on NPR as he talked for an hour (my mind did wander at times, so I missed some of it) about his adventures as a photographer. He spoke mostly about his time around ice.... big ice. He related the beautiful blues not seen anywhere else, large lakes of melted ice that would disappear overnight and worm-holes cut into half mile thick ice flow by flowing water.First thing I

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"Choose your corner, pick away at it carefully, intensely and to the best of your ability and that way you might change the world." - Charles Eames

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Glad ForceFlex® 33 Gallon Trash Bags D-Handle Medium Garden Shovel Deluxe Art Easel Set5" Hand and Nail BrushHanes Valu-Pak Men's XL Cotton Briefs3-Panel Lighted Makeup MirrorAir Wick Decosphere Air Freshner, Calming Magnolia/Cherry Blossom (6 Per Case)Sassy Cat StatueRopeShopVac Mini Wet/Dry VacuumCase of Kiwi-Strawberry Snapple

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Book me a room at the Chateau Marmontand bring on the hurly burly.It would be better than going out like this.Good-bye Steve Martin.We miss you.

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I used to call it 'the screaming from room and not looking back'.Now, I know it as fear of commitment.There's a name for everything, I suppose.You simply have to wait for someone to tell you what it is.

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As can only be told in the high pitched lilt of David Sedaris.Happy Holidays

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Meet you at the pub, after, yeah?

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Loren VictoryI pace the apartment in loose fitting jeans and tight tee, simultaneously mouthing the lyrics to Velvet Underground’s “I Can’t Stand It” and thinking how I might keep my girlfriend in luxurious undergarments. Time is starting to slowly burn like doll-eyed plastic, mouth perma-fit for bottle, in a house fire. And, I can hear the dogs.There are times in a week when I feel alive like

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Worth Waiting in Line For FlakesTastes Good Even When You Haven't Seen Milk in Three Weeks PuffsCrunchie This Might Be Your Last Box of Cereal, Make It LastFrosted Yes, Death Sometimes Seems Like a Better Option, but Hang in ThereHoney-Nut Don't Tell Johnny You Have Food

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Cure for Madness?A seeming large group is behind the charming words of a fresh thinker. Pulling the syllables out of our mouths and piping poetic, a nation begging to be led out of the mire.Change?Can he? Will he?Keep the GOP's dirty hands out of the ballot box and we may get a chance to see.artwork by Ron English

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Two tickets in pocket to see Mr. Sedaris and both the girl and I fell victim to what we think was meat mishandled or left thawing in the fridge too long to be eaten.I'm sure he'd have something funny to say about that.I don't.Anybody want a pair?I'll be reading Steve Martin's Born Standing Up.

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In the grand tradition of paying back the parental units for their neglect during the more formative years, G.W. leaves a shit stain on the nation and rolls on through his last months with a grin.

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Loren VictoryThis is going to be hard to do. I’m not very well practiced in admitting my not so favorable qualities. In fact, much of the time, I’m trying as best I can to either distract people from recognizing them or I just avoid them coming up all together. It’s like if I were to have deformed toes, which I don’t.I mean, I can say that with some certainty.If I did, though, I would simply

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Loren Victoryas published by Burleigh Longboard MagazineA weekend trip and only one clean pair of underwear.Plane leaves in one hour, fifteen and it's forty-five to the airport.What do you do?Buy more once I get there.Right.I’ll be too drunkand stonedand lazy to actually do it and we hit the road once I land.Won’t happen.It’s looking like the same pair the whole time.Think.Think.It’s early.I’m

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('me' being Loren Victory)Wow. The place is packed.To the gills.It takes a couple of moments, but I realize it’s not my life they’re here to see, it’s Matthew. I think back to 10 Things I Like About You and Sahara and remember this boy can open anything. If he was holding a can of tuna, people would pay $8.50.Is it still $8.50?Not for tuna. For a movie.Does $8.50 still get you into a movie?Shit.

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"Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool apotamus?"-Mitch Hedberg

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Feast World Tour: We Don't Do DishesHemingway's Moveable Feast as Rock Opera you say. Why not? With music by Van Halen and audience members doing the washing and drying? Instant classic.Panama?.. you're soaking in it.Die Hard, MockingbirdHarper Lee's novel gets the Jerry Bruckheimer treatment in the explosive new installment of the Bruce Willis series. A white, female golf commentator/terrorist

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(an attempt at channeling/plagiarizing David Milch)Mike slid the glass door closed behind him and cut off the tone-deaf orchestra of shits and giggles from inside. He stepped onto the concrete patio and stared at the pool illuminated bright blue, tiki lamps, weather-proof furniture and various ceramic and stone figures half disguised in shadow from a nearly full moon.An audible sigh left his

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ProsMy fear of commitment won't be an issue.Getting past those pesky velvet ropes in lieu of thinning hairRehab punch card good for 2 for 1Possible background vocals gig on follow-up to smash hit Confessions of a Broken HeartFamily holidaysConsHaving to witness career suicide up close.I would most likely always have to drive.Constantly having to hold her hair back as she pukes while reassuring

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Loren VictoryDear Mrs. Clinton.I once read one of those historical plaques neatly fixed into the brick of a fine, stately 'pied-a-terre', and I use the term given the most ‘generational wealth’ of qualities, which revealed, without much poetry, the story of a woman. The ‘estate’ itself was nestled on a tree lined street of Savannah or somewhere like that. I don't recall that I've ever been to

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