Monday

Signs Your Big Movie Break Isn't Your Big Movie Break

I'm thinking spending a large portion of your screen time with your face in someone else's butt, isn't actually the road to a star on Hollywood Bl.
But, then again I can't be sure where Diablo Cody started.

Wednesday

Nora Ephron Blender Settings

Shyly Flatter


Modestly Dress


Self-Conscious Giggle


Nervous Chatter


Sigh


Harrumph


Sheepishly Ignore


Misinterpret


Acerbic Comeback With A Smile


Silently Judge


Guilt


Passive-Aggressive

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Tuesday

A Tea Party in D.C. (or Postcards From the Ill-informed)

The first rule of civics is understanding the government you're participating in.
The second rule of civics is understanding the government you're participating in.
Apparently, their education stopped at learning to dress themselves and finding Washington, D.C. on a map.
I'm sure you'd find some similar knuckleheads at a Dem rally, but at least they'd have iPhones to look some shit up.
Fascism, Medicare, Czars.. geez people. At least, come prepared.
Or is this just a version of social media for dimwits who can't operate a computer, thus don't know about Facebook and find the trailer park a lonely place.
If you need friends, get a dog. And, stay away from the voting booth.

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Saturday